diptchip

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[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's almost like voting for the worlds greediest is encouraging exponential growth of the wage gap. They will not be happy until they literally own all of us. They are literally getting all of the money our government is making, and before and after it gets to us, they take some more back. Edit: Yes, government employees are the exception, but that's probably a very small part of the budget.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I find it disturbing that people can't seem to be in a room without a TV on, even if they're scrolling on facebook. People probably think I avoid them when I'm really just avoiding TV.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stun gun or taser? If it shoots barbed electrodes, it might be worth carrying. If it doesn't, you're much better off with pepper spray or a knife. Both will have longer lasting effects.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You'll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that's so hard for some people.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe replace land with lamb.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they're likely to die there. The people that say they haven't made good music since the XX's probably haven't spent much time searching for music they'd like.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You don't say?

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reminds me of the old "Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?" Would be a heck of a threesome.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm still rooted but I'm on android 7 and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I got it! We're within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I've used the word "innards". Lol

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