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This comment is really funny as someone here after the edit to fix the mistake

As a former droid addict, I can confirm this is accurate

Last night at the grocery store I saw 2 for $1 small hass avocados and nearly fell over dead. I am now retired, independently wealthy, and bought 4 homes. 3 to live in and 1 to rent to the suckers who missed the deal.

Could be real

Holy shit yeah actually. That's a huge fucking coffee is it not? I mean 20 oz is huge.

https://cacmap.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/spilling-beans-how-much-caffeine-too-much

8 oz to 10 oz is what I would expect a cup of coffee to be. FDA estimates 100ish for an 8 oz. I had no idea Starbucks served giant ass coffees like that lmfao

Nah even that source shows most coffees are 100ish mg

Lol. Fixed now.

Ahhh yes. A pair of pants, any surface that is homeomorphic to a sphere with three holes.

I'm shocked it took this long. The caffeine content in that shit is MIND BLOWING. When you buy a energy drink you know what you are signing up for. But a lemonade with 260 to 390mg of caffeine??? That's pushing the limit of a ~~healthy~~ safe daily dose for an average adult

“The Biden administration is trampling the rule of law, hurting borrowers, and abusing taxpayers to chase headlines,” Republican Rep. Virginia Foxx, chair of the House Committee on Education and the Workforce, said in a statement at the time.

I'm trying to understand this in good faith, which is probably a mistake. In what way could this possibly harm borrowers? I literally can't see a way that you could even imply that.

ummm Ackwtewely this is a feature because....

Nah. Fuck that.
If I want to wake up early on Tuesday next week what I need is an alarm that morning. A human would understand the prompt and do it correctly, a computer assistant should be able to do exactly the same.

This dude fucks