diablomnky666

joined 2 years ago
[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both parties are all in on Empire, but differ slightly on how to divvy up the spoils of war.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ahem, Kent State would like a word.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

Seeing well doesn't equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Quoth the maiden, "Hit the floor"

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 years ago

Fried gagh, p'tak! Gagh is best eaten live.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 years ago

Might actually get them to turn themselves in:

"There's no way I'm only the 3 of Clubs. I'm definitely the King of Hearts or Ace of Spades. Who do I talk to about getting that changed?"

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what about those upload speeds? Most cable providers give large download bandwidth, but next to nothing on your upload speeds. Synchronous connections are always best!