There's a genuinely fun song that relies on a similar premise
dharmacurious
joined 1 year ago
Shut up, my paper isn't due until Sunday, and I needed make this pillow cases today!
What's aq?
Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you capture and cage Tiny elephants filled with wisdom and rage? Forcing them to work against their own will What do you think they'll do when they've had their fill?
Oompa loompa doompety dack If you're not cruel, they won't attack You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
They may be small but they're clever and bright With memories long and a thirst to fight They'll band together while you sleep at night And stomp on your toes with all of their might!
Oompa loompa doompety dight Listen to now and set things right You can befriend them instead of enslave And they'll trumpet your name from tunnel to cave
What can you gain from your wicked small zoo? When friendship and trunk-shakes are waiting for you? The karma returning from your evil schemes Will haunt all your days and plague all your dreams!
Oompa loompa doompety doo Treat little creatures with respect that's true Oompa loompa doompety dee Set those wee elephants instantly free!
The Belcher children have grown up, apparently. That sounds exactly like something she'd say
Excellent adaptation from the short story, to be honest. Haven't seen it since like 2002 or 3, but I remember it being pretty damn book accurate.
It doesn't make sense. But I live in the southern US, where they didn't get that memo that it's okay for men to like things besides giant trucks and football. Two dudes in Walmart did the coughfaggotcough thing a while back when they saw me with my teeny little mini dachshunds. 🙄 They don't know what they're missing. Tiny dogs rock
I'm never sure if asking about someone's medical status is impolite or not, so I'll just say I genuinely hope you're well now, and fuck cancer.
And I've been told similar. My doctor always thinks I'm on the verge of passing out. I'm not. I'm just over here silently reciting the Lord's prayer, or "om Mani padme hum" or whatever I think might distract my brain haha. I never give em a fight, but my brain has to be elsewhere
I mean, it's possible, I suppose? I've never been stung by a penis. I've taken a lot of dick, but I didn't even know they could sting!
Yeah, it's hard to come back from that one. I think I would've blocked me immediately
Please do. Some of us learn by reading diatribes on subs like this one
It's a fun little ditty