dharmacurious

You're right. I forgot about that. It was glorious.

If you don't mind me asking, are you visually impaired? We think my mom may have non-24, but the doctors have said they've never seen it in someone who wasn't legally blind or totally blind. It's been very tough on her in the last ~20 years or so

Also, you said there's decent healthcare in your state. Are you in the US? If so, I'm not sure about proctologists, but there's normally some kind of community GP/PCP clinics in most cities, but my trick has always been finding one in a fairly rural area within an hour or so of the city, and if you can manage to convince them you live in the county, there's normally much better care out there, since they aren't as overwhelmed as they are in the city itself. Not technically legal, I'm sure, but it's always helped me. Free clinics in Metro areas are so overwhelmed and underfunded, but outside the city they're still underfunded and overwhelmed, but not quite as bad, at least in my experience

When was the off? Motherfucker has been daily news, even during biden's term. Fucking news can't stand a day with out him. He was right about at least one thing: he's good for ratings.

I'm so fucking tired

Again with the "definitely not a doctor" preface here, but I'm still working under the assumption that prostate massage/play would be good for this. Or, at least, doctors have told me that prostate stimulation is good for prostate health in the long run... But maybe that's prevention and not cure?

Also... I won't be eating steak for a while...

So, I am so very much so not a doctor, and I would seriously consider consulting one.

However, from experience, the inflatables aren't necessarily the best for prostate stimulation. They're great for that stretch feeling, but it sounds like that's not what you're into. I'd consider looking into actual prostate massagers, some of which are very small and don't give you that uncomfortable feeling. But seriously, talk to the doc about it, too, please

Max from the goofy movie. Started a life long love of stoner burnouts that has continued to hurt me to this day

I don't have this model, but I do have multiple inflatables. Generally, they're very fun, but not great for using in most positions, as you will knock the end of it off and it will deflate immediately. It's a safety feature, but once it happens 2 or 3 times it weakens the seal, and after that it just pops off after you inflate it more than a few pumps.

Same thing!

But also, bondulance is my favorite joke with a friend of mine. We worked security, and spent 8 hours in a shack, nearly pissing ourselves the day we discovered bondulance

Just for science, if course, please provide more information about spells for men to obtain male lovers...

Someone smarter than me, please go ahead and explain how this is going to be used to make life worse for all of us, probably in a deeply disturbing political reality that screams "the world Quinn from Sliders slid into and had to jump early because fuck this timeline"

While this is funny as hell (and likely fake, because everything on the Internet is fake, and probably gay), it's a good reminder of just how incredibly fucking not-what-you'd-expect of the shit hits the fan civil war wise. Farmers with drones and some fertilizers can really fuck some shit up

Came here just to make that joke!