detectivesniffles

joined 2 years ago
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i don't post before i leave. i regularly disobey the rule. i'm going to build a new future, one where i won't have to suffer from the consequences of my actions, just like the founding fathers intended

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

cook yourself between two pieces of bread and maybe you'll be compared to american grilled cheese instead

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

this is what jorj ohwell warned us about

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we could make a religion out of this!

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

you mean the ufc?

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

slides under your stall

don't forget about canada too

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

those who do not shit do not notice their asshole - me!

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the self same bitches probably take shits too. in toilets maybe

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

the best prosecutor is usually the defendant

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

your server: bonjour

my server: va t'en saint-simonaque de fucking user. pft tarbarnak!

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