detectivesniffles

joined 2 years ago

i know im so jealous ๐Ÿ˜ญ

how can people know if you're bluffing if you don't even know if you're bluffing?

confirm that 'bongo obliterator' mia will be allowed to 'play [client] like bongos': y/n

i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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[โ€“] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment ๐Ÿฅน

[โ€“] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

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