i have a feral housewife. it's fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she's scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that's just before breakfast! oh but i can't even eat yet because there's another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.
detectivesniffles
joined 2 years ago
it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:
- 3 eggs, beaten
- 1 tsp sunflower oil
- 1 tsp butter
- heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
- pour eggs into pan
this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started
replies to two separate people thinking they're the same person > makes an unhinged claim that both these people (that you still think is one person) must be evil people > tells them to get help
don't change lemmy
bottom surgery? no thanks, i already have a butt
so do they like... play fetch?
buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight
actual girboss on a roll with no signs of slowing down 💅👩🦽
chode (pronounced cody)
~~when~~ if i acquire a pair of unix socks then sure
i tried twice before and failed both times because i didn't realize it needed the exclamation mark. thanks
finally a chance to reveal some of my more hidden qualities
oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it