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They didn't have Jira, that's how.

The whole thing sounds stupid, like these are the people who have been put in charge? They all sound immature to me with repressed emotional issues.

Hmmm this shows up right after the post on pegnog. Oh Popeye. New meaning to the poop deck.

Where's my fainting couch?

I think tea with either of those fellows would be enjoyable.

"Op sec clear"

He kinda found fame in a little band called Black Sabbath too

"She’s not an idiot. She’s the attorney general"

Umm, these are not mutually exclusive.

Edit: for the idiots out there, "not mutually exclusive" means she can be both at the same time 😁

I'm assuming this is just a joke but in case is not, PSA on, please get involved in your local community some way if you're not already. It will be important to be involved at local levels if we're to clean up the mess we're in. Thanks for listening to my PSA

Don't remind him

Judges will allow this answer since it is in the form of a question. A better answer would have been "Who had the longest running streak on Jeopardy?"

More likely a black sharpie