This is why I never understand why people use corruption to get public positions. You are incompetent. You know you are incompetent. If you weren’t incompetent, you would need corruption to get the job. Why would you want a job were your incompetence is made blatantly obvious?
Become a socialite or some other stupid shit.
Wait. There are sword bras? Why has no one told me that there are sword bras? Guess who going bra shopping tomorrow!!!