dejected_warp_core

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

IIRC, there were human survivors and hold-outs, but not many. Consequently, the vampire's numbers were also rather small in turn. It was all a slow-moving apocalypse.

Really, it's only just good enough of a backdrop for some really solid gameplay, set-pieces, and great voice-acting (well, for Soul Reaver anyway).

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

also the Empire had a space program

Easily one of the best unintentional "easter eggs" I've seen in a video game.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Meanwhile, in Legacy of Kain:

Vampires: Uh, boss? You corrupted the pillars of Nosgoth - which is great and all - but now the sun kinda/sorta doesn't work anymore. It's always dusk.

Kain: So what you're saying is that we vampires can move around freely. All the time. Excellent.

Vampires: Won't that eventually kill all the humans? Yanno, with no food and all?

Kain: ::shrugs:: Fuck 'em.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

What's worse is that I can easily see them deliver these lines with straight faces and the wit to make the joke land.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Miles: It's vile!

Quark: I know, it's so dark, and lingering, and bitter.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

SNW S3E3 was absolutely a zombie horde survival episode.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

And I took no offense: we're good! And yes, these events are front-row seats for epic people-watching. The logistics make no sense, the vibes are sheer chaos, nobody is really prepared to take care of themselves for a few days straight, and these nightcrawlers just bring the strange in droves. it's wonderful.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

No, that he's cut out for one but couldn't make the cut for the other.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I love that last panel. Its like he's thinking either "this ship is too small" or "I can probably drag the body to the transporter before anyone notices."

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I get it, but I just can't get to that place mentally in stop-and-go-bumper-to-bumper traffic for that long. Not even half that long. If that was a nice 50mph cruise the whole time, sure.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Pretty much. I mean, we all need space and time to be stupid, now and again.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I personally hit a wall at 41 minutes of in-car travel time for a daily commute. I've timed it. Every second after that feels like a whole level of abnormal waiting, a kind of cold torture or injustice that you must wade through to to your destination. It's not a healthy headspace at all. I've naturally sought out shorter commutes after this revelation, and yeah, the 30 minute estimate seems right.

 

I used to really enjoy sites like this. I know there's joke accounts on Twitter and other sites here and there, but I haven't seen anything lately that has the whole site as one big running gag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%26A_comedy_website

A Q&A website is a website where the site creators use the images of pop culture icons, historical figures, fictional characters, or even inanimate objects or abstract concepts to answer input from the site's visitors, usually in question/answer format. This format of website, most popular in the early 2000s, evolved from the much older Internet Oracle. The original progenitor of this type of site was the now-defunct Forum 2000. The Forum 2000 claimed to have run the site by means of artificial intelligence, and the personalities on the website were called SOMADs, or "State Of Mind Adjointness pairs". However, later Q&A sites usually dispensed with this pretense, with the most extreme example being Jerk Squad!, on which the administrators of the site provide many of the answers.

 

FTA:

Two Democratic legislators are introducing a bill on Wednesday aimed at Mr. Musk and the so-called Buffalo Billion project, in which the state spent $959 million to build and equip a plant that Mr. Musk’s company leases for $1 a year to operate a solar panel and auto component factory.

The bill would require an audit of the state subsidy deal to “identify waste, fraud and abuse committed by private parties to the contract.” It would determine whether the company, Tesla, was meeting job creation targets, making promised investments, paying enough rent and honoring job training commitments.

If Tesla was found to be not in compliance, the state could claw back state benefits, impose penalties or terminate contracts.

 

Some of you may remember this absolute diamond of insanity that was the "4-Day Time Cube." This was the go-to example of the internet as a universal amplifier for communication - for both the sane and insane alilke. It was there from nearly the start of the world-wide web, back in the 1990's. Alas, it ceased to be some time ago, but it still lives on in our hearts.

For the uninitiated: welcome. Read and join the rest of us that are "educated stupid."

Amateur documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU

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