ddplf

joined 11 months ago
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 6 days ago

That's some cool kind of psychosis you got there champ

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but what does the GNU stand for?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 10 points 1 week ago

I think I'd prefer for it be a male

Sure, bet I can do it with just one stroke of a brush?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like Tuvexit

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos. Do you know what all of these men have in common?

They were all birthed by a woman. Yet you all still advocate for women rights. Curious.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Each time a new Activision/EA/Ubisoft/Bethesa/Blizzard/etc game is released I just sit there and wonder how much longer will people just keep on paying for the same game over and over again.

Nothing. Fucking. Changed. For the past 10 years or more in these companies.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Imagine the enthusiasm, holy fuck how it baffles me when I think what a majestic day is still yet to come

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ok, here goes another - are you aware that I'm gonna tag you a senior wikipedia editor on my lemmy app and thus gonna be reminded of who you really are each time I come across you?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 12 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Who gave you that rank? Do you get monies?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm interested in the frontend engineer position, can I send my CV via lemmy to make sure that an actual human will see it?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They're still a thing in 2025?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 1 week ago

I'm afraid we'll have to perform a series of stress tests on a group of dad-child pairs to determine the most precise ratio.

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