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My wife calls our Mondeo "Fordeus", which I find super cringy but I allow it.

Who asked for it?

Dragon's Dogma is not impressed

"Lemmoids", shit dude, is there even any place you feel at home at this point?

Ah shit, you're right, I almost forgot that people have no control over their facial expression!

And he's running for presidency, isn't he?

Have they even looked at the picture? They're nowhere near resemblant of eachother, radically different face sculpture

Don't use google

Honestly at this point you're just being obnoxious

I'd say wheels might be the most important of all, you can even improve your speed significantly without putting in any money just by increasing their pressure

How much range does it have? I doubt it can stop a well-aimed full-speed kamikaze

I love MTBs, their versatility is unmatching, but damn are they slow! I used to go 18km/h average on my old Merida, now I have Rose Count Solo 2 and I get some astounding 24km/h 😄