darvocet

cuse me sir i need to check your butthole.

So helpful thank you

Fuck that bitch. I'd never vote for her.

I love this for her.

I will never watch another 60 minutes broadcast.

I like this version of Biden better.

Are you suggesting the dogs blue themselves?

A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?

As a native Texan i want to make clear that there is never a situation where someone yells out "the stars at night are big and bright" and everyone claps.

That being said if it were to happen, absolutely everyone would clap.

Oh my sweet Nicole where have you gone. She will always be my fediverse chick.

I'm not your guy, pal.