darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 12 points 1 month ago

Ugh, i read your comment in his voice.

[–] darvocet 2 points 1 month ago

Only for the select few.

[–] darvocet 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've never even contemplated the existence of a ginger dildo until this moment.

[–] darvocet 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] darvocet 31 points 1 month ago

Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!

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[–] darvocet 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been through three once in a hundred year storms in the last 5 years. Buckle up we haven't seen anything yet.

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I think the police see these both as pros.

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