Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
darvocet
joined 2 years ago
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
Ugh, i read your comment in his voice.
This guy sold fake vaccine cards and injected kids with saline so they thought they were vaccinated.
Only for the select few.
I've never even contemplated the existence of a ginger dildo until this moment.
Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!
Fireplace?
I've been through three once in a hundred year storms in the last 5 years. Buckle up we haven't seen anything yet.
Legalize shooting tire removers!