darkpanda

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[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

‘Member when Bobcat Goldthwait did the Montreal Just for Laughs festival in 1994? Every Canadian who had a cable package growing up ‘members.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exit codes from processes are damage points that you take against your HP. When your HP runs out, the distro reformats itself to a clean state.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just for the sake of comparison, Alphabet had $308 billion in revenue and $74 billion in profit in 2023 if I’m reading the numbers correctly. But they need cheaper labour.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Eighty five American dollars for that? To what amounts to probably $3 in wholesale crap from a container drop?

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was just locker room talk about extrajudicial killings of people who inconvenienced him slightly.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of person do you have to be to send out death threats period?

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you woke up with stilts on one day wouldn’t you be confused? Seems self-evident that ants would be too. Like, “I don’t remember going to bed with stilts on, wtf man, what was I on last night?”

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Shake and bake in full effect.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I think it would depend on the circumstances.” That doesn’t sound very absolute then, if it depends. “Absolute” means absolute, not “well actually it would depend.” I think they have a particular set of use cases in mind for this “absolute immunity” thing.

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