dankm

joined 2 years ago
[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control!

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's difficult to imagine, a cubic football field would exist in six demensional space.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm honestly shocked that American juries aren't anonymous by default.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I'm 6'3", and every car I've tried that's newer than 1970 is just fine. My dad has a old sports car I can't drive because even with the seat all the way back my leg jams between the steering wheel and the shifter.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

At my school there was an office phone outside the office that anyone could use. No need to staff it.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I vote Liberal I'd guarantee a conservative win in my riding...

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's worse if you're on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yep, one of those. Great for general typing. Lacks NKRO, so less great for hardcore gaming, but still feels great to type on.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Not without a bunch of lawyers winning.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I'd almost have to one-off a few custom pcbs and laser cut everything myself.

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