You only say the first word. So china, not china plate.
Sometimes they go through several layers; arse is bottle and glass, bottle becomes Aristotle, which is shortened to Aris (which sounds kinda like arse anyway). Which gives you, "careful swee'art, 'e always goes fo' the Aris'."
This is actually insane. Bringing tanks to a knife fight... except it's not even a knife fight it's a thumb war. This is going to cause country wide rioting and Trump's only recourse will be to further up the anti. I feel worried for you guys.