Interesting, only instances I can think of for 2nd person writing are those old "choose your own adventure" books.
dalekcaan
Love it when "Now loading..." gets stealthily replaced with "press any button" with zero other indication it's finished
Better than the fork, but not without risk. Gotta crack it just right so the water drains but you don't lose any pasta, while applying pressure to keep the lid on. One slip and you've got a sink full of noodles.
"This frustration of reading the tabloid press… it would easy to become convinced that the human race is on a mission to divide things into two clean columns… Good or evil, healthy or deadly or natural or chemical… Everything organic and natural is good, ignoring the fact that organic natural substances include arsenic and poo and crocodiles. And everything chemical is bad, ignoring the fact that… everything is chemicals. Everything is chemicals! The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life."
— Tim Minchin
I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar
Next you'll tell me Hercules wasn't a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Believe it or not, Chernobyl also continued to operate after the accident. The last unit was finally shut down in 2000, 14 years after the disaster.
Makes sense it was a demonstration, but I still like the idea of a British Wikipedia editor's chip pan catching fire and their first reaction is to get a photo for the chip pan fire wiki page
I think he might've in the clone wars, but I haven't watched much of the Clone Wars show tbh.
Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:
They've been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It's what subway uses to toast sandwiches.