curiousaur

joined 2 years ago
[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

How certain are you that you're not actually in Florida?

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago (10 children)

They wish. They aren't building shit with those flippers. It's absolutely the cephalopods next. Dolphins might be like the horses to the octopus.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

What about, what about...

Point proven

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I only see people cosplaying as anarchists. I never see any of them actually doing shit. Keyboard warriors.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to make this. A brain made of ribbons of strawberry ice cream, with a thread of sour lemon in the middle and tiny pop rock neurons.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 3 months ago

Don't waste food.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How about worms on the ground after a rain. Remember those? The earth is dying.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

Most people don't know this, but its actually the best Ghibli film.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 15 points 3 months ago

A heist is when the goods are stolen without being noticed until after the fact.

Piracy is not a heist.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

If a recipe calls for four cloves, say fuck it and bang in a whole head. Cuz garlics fucking good for ya.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

Chess takes lots of time to get very good. Any actual scientist, professor or engineer doesn't have the time.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 3 months ago

Even Bob still rents though.

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