crystaline_porpoise

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[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

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like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like "DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!" but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

first they came for the bucket chicken family meal, and i did not speak up grillman

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

love the idea of some 90 year old veteran cursing dead soldiers because they took his parking spot