crusty

I'm looking forward to a local ai-powered translator so I don't have to send data to google or bing

Wait, is Tuvok a tsundere?

Lick my ribs

You could summon a dr pepper up your enemy's ass every 14.5 hours

Accidentally slamming the toilet lid shut in the middle of the night

i should break your fucking legs

kinky

He stole it to get access to more emotions and to try and fix his defective ones iirc

As someone working in end-user technical support this is gonna suck

3 rats disguised as a bigger rat in a trenchcoat

I haven't really considered this before, but hot handles are probably common with gas stoves

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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