crispy_lol

joined 5 years ago
[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

On bidens deathbed he says “I want her to be president after me,” referring to his son Hunter, which Jill interprets as herself and Kamala interprets as herself. The two queens go to war, the blues vs the blacks, and the dance of Dan Quinn’s begins.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Waffle House index warns us about the severity of storms - but what about the Whataburger index? Other countries don’t even have access to the advanced metrics we got here in murica

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Once hilldawg loses to trump again maybe we can finally jokerify the libs and usher in the hyperjokerficafion era

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Touchable? Like a touchscreen? Weird choice of words

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sadly the voting populace is so centrist and high on Obama’s shit I think Biden would have won his first election anyway. Coattailing off Obamas legacy despite being completely fake and PR driven, is what won him the election. It’s how he beat Bernie too.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Disaster what do yinz mean? Finally a lib endorsed by border patrol to stop the hoard

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s so weird how literally nothing changed we learned nothing new but tons of libs coming out of the woodwork for no Biden now. Winds of change are here but obviously nothing good will happen

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Down to 23% from a 25% margin in the actual 2020 election that they barely won

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol I got banned for lightly harassing a nerd with an Israeli flag profile pic posting on r/cats

Ain’t been back since anyway, I’m doing my part!

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

kinda wanna take it on a plane or summin and annoy people and force someone to ask me to remove it

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Genies are mischievous little buggers, better be careful with that flashlight.

 

ai is gonna like take over the world everybody. just wait for agi bro I'm telling ya dog.

 

It’s bad enough they gotta stink up the break room, now they’re going around making content about eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

Why is this a thing now? Go eat some beans nerds

 

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