coolboole

joined 2 years ago
[–] coolboole 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Commissioned in 2021. That's commitment! Toilet paper was expensive back then!

 

(Tune: Auld Lang Syne)

Should old accounts be all forgot, And passwords left to die, We'll set them strong, revoke the weak, For secured times gone by.

(Chorus) For secured times gone by, my friends, For safe and sure goodbyes, We'll scan the logs and patch the flaws, For secured times gone by.

We’ve tightened up our firewalls, To block malicious tries, And phished no more, we’ve closed the door, On hackers' prying eyes.

(Chorus) For secured times gone by, my friends, For safe and sure goodbyes, We'll scan the logs and patch the flaws, For secured times gone by.

Two-factor codes and backups made, Encrypt each byte and file, Let’s toast to all who stayed secure, And breached not by a mile.

(Chorus) For secured times gone by, my friends, For safe and sure goodbyes, We'll scan the logs and patch the flaws, For secured times gone by.

So here's to friends who keep things safe, And guard their keys with pride, May zero days stay far away, For secured times gone by.

(Chorus) For secured times gone by, my friends, For safe and sure goodbyes, We'll scan the logs and patch the flaws, For secured times gone by.

[–] coolboole 1 points 1 year ago
[–] coolboole 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] coolboole 5 points 1 year ago

Note the /s is to denote sarcasm.

[–] coolboole 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

RIP Antonov :(

[–] coolboole 26 points 1 year ago

Let play the worlds tiniest violin for this monster's inc looking MF

[–] coolboole 5 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, let's make a joke at the expense of the trans community. Because they've had it too easy... /s

[–] coolboole 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] coolboole 8 points 2 years ago

Well today my life just got easier. Thank you for the recommendation!

[–] coolboole 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Russia is a nuclear power. Iran is not.

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