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[–] context@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my guess is the other cooks are skimping on the garlic

[–] context@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

standardized orthography was invented to sell dictionaries

reejekt meereeyam-ooebstir, imbrais phreephorm speling

[–] context@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

i thought it was the havana syndrome gun mk i

[–] context@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

nerd actually if you consider the hypothetical world in which the stakes are, indeed, increasing monotonically and perhaps exponentially over time, and superimposed some pseudo-random wavelets to represent sentiment perturbations from the baseline increasing stakes function, then you might get a curve that looks very much like this. arguably, from a kind of crowd-sourced bayesian perspective, this ngram is evidence in favor of constantly increasing stakes.

[–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

maybe an :upbear: emote to complement the downbear emote. i'd thought we had one. the perfect emote for when you can't find the perfect emote.

[–] context@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

in the republic of badcountry, state security forces arrested more than 2000 people protesting against the regime's material support for the ongoing genocide.

i want to see a video of the crackdowns spliced together with like a low angle shot of a huge tv screen displaying a close up of biden's face while he says "order must prevail"

brandon order must prevail! dissent must never lead to disorder! please return to your designated protest safety zone for your own protection. order must prevail!

[–] context@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the car is also self-driving, there's only one person in the car and they're expected to take over the self-driving car and the self-driving truck if needed because hey, what are the odds that both self-driving features will fail at the same time?

[–] context@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

cap-think is there anything i can do to retain my employees?

capitalist-laugh no! the zoomers don't want to work anymore!

[–] context@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

how about the 3rd option and pizza?

[–] context@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

finite but unbounded

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

jeb conveys a similar sentiment, i feel

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