it's a hardscrabble life in the badlands of cedar rapids in 2047, but you've managed to scrape together enough for a used cybertruck mk iv. the smell of freedom and self-sufficiency is in the air as you stand in the aldi's parking lot and prepare to transfer a small fortune in bitcoin and bored ape nft's to the cybertruck dealer. you hear a chime emit from the pocket of his cargo shorts, and he smiles curtly. select your upgrade:
(a) cybertent (b) "self-driving" (c) recon drone (d) amphibious
well yeah, you have to show an appropriate amount of hand-wringing about the atrocities you commit, enable, support, cover up, lie about, and double down on after your constituents start protesting. that's what separates the adults in the room from the enemies of democracy.