commiespammer

joined 2 years ago
[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

They should unironically change the US anthem to the skibidi toilet song

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Good now play hoi4 to improve your knowledge fur----

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Kaiserreich reference?

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No more baguettes folks

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Yuan was Chinese.

However COVID-19 was not a 'bacteriological attack' it's a fucking virus moron

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's pretty weird compared to the other two, but I loved it anyways because it was just so goofy

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Old post but damn this hits different. Kinda reminds me of those TNO post apocalyptic events.

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

THANK FOR STIMULATION KIND STRANGER

jokes aside yeah I'm afraid of getting drawn into struggle sessions, it's one of my less favorite sides of hexbear.

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I crave the dopamine spike from those little numbers next to the inbox.

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I think it's neat to be able to walk. Cars on the streets and all are cool but cities are boring without pedestrians.

[–] commiespammer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

spoilerthe only thing I 5:04 really do want to say is uh over the 5:06 last few years I've started talking to 5:07 more and more people who are strange in 5:10 some way uh Autistic or schizophrenic or 5:12 something and um when I talk to them and 5:15 when I listen to them what really stands 5:17 out is how grateful they are that 5:20 someone is taking the time to understand 5:22 them Beyond just viewing them as a 5:24 nuisance and I don't think being a 5:26 nuisance on the internet warrants a 5:28 death sentence and I don't think that is 5:30 a good enough excuse to celebrate 5:32 someone's death I don't know how he 5:34 would have wanted to have been 5:35 remembered he was a deeply nihilistic 5:38 person and I don't think he believed in 5:40 anything besides himself

---- jreg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPJfX1D1w0

(sorry for the atrocious formatting I copied this straight off the transcript

 

I've tried many websites to download this but they all don't work. If it's possible, could somebody with HOI4 on steam download it and send the file to me? Thanks.

Sorry if this isn't allowed or anything, I'll delete this if that's the case.

 

Let's face it: ppb is stupid and no longer funny. All people are gonna do when they see it is shake their heads and think we're idiots clinging to a dead meme nobody ever thought was funny. They're not gonna magically become tankies because they saw an emoji of a fucking pig pooping on its testicles.

Know what's really devastating? What'll really throw them for a loop and send them crying back to their fascist hidey-holes? Skibidi fucking toilet, that's what. Imagine. We could be called 'hexskibidi' and our logo would be like the hexagonal bear but with skibidi toilet. We could just call everybody 'fellow ohio skibidi sigma rizzlers' and all the taglines could be changed to just 'SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI' repeated over and over again like a trot insisting that THIS issue is totally gonna bring about the world revolution!

Then we could post pigskibidiballs and all the libs will be devastated, they'll cry and scream and not be very sigma when they see some five year old watching skibidi toilet on their ipad like they're being mind controlled by aliens and scream "NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET IS TANKIE!1!1!1!!!!1111!!!111" And then the republican campaign would be Donald Trump promising to bomb skibidi toilet to own the woke homosexual communists.

This is what we could have. This is what we're missing out on.

 

We know all about the edgy 'manosphere' bullshit that teenage males basically get shoved down their throats these days and gladly suck up since they don't see any alternatives, but what about women?

 

I used to be a very normal guy, kind of a nerd really, in a good way. I knew all kinds of stuff and people would ask me questions and stuff and I generally felt good about myself.

Then there was lockdown and suddenly I was terminally online with virtual school and all. Not long after, I started browsing social media often----namely, reddit.

I was no longer normal. My previous life was cast out the window. I now could experience things like participating in comment chains of people saying 'nice' any time the number 69 was mentioned (I didn't know it was karmafarming back then, I just thought it was funny and neat) and staring at a hentai gif for ten seconds straight in shock before I realized what I was seeing. Worse, I was so poisoned with irony I haven't gotten over it to this day and jreg is still my favorite youtuber, in a meta-post-ironic way.

Now all I do is say among us memes. When among us was no longer popular I switched to skibidi toilet. Here's something I find funny: skibidi toilet ohio fortnite rizzler fanum tax sigma og pizza tower undertale gyatt digital circus mr. beast sussy imposter in ohio.

Don't do reddit, kids. That stuff could ruin your life.

 

I used to think Thomas Sankara was an anthropologist, and The Upright Man was a book about early humans.

 

Hey guys! As most of you probably don't know, I'm one of the mods in the lemmygrad minecraft community, and I'm pleased to announce we're doing a pvp event!

To join the server, just comment with your username below and I'll whitelist you as soon as possible. You can use pirated minecraft.

I haven't been able to gather many volunteers for the event so far, so I might not be able to host it unless enough people are interested. Since it's kind of a story/scenario thing, I also need a volunteer to be a warlord so we can at least have some semblance of cohesion during the thing. Again, please comment below! The viability of this event depends on the amount of participants, and it'll be fun!

Leave a comment below or https://lemmygrad.ml/post/2681297 here for more information.

 

I'm considering millenium dawn or kaiserreich, but I'm afraid they might be kinda lib? Any good marxist ones, preferably with a decent amount of China content?

 

Greeting fellow caveman. Me ooga booga, and me REAL MAN!!!! ROAR!!!!

Many man now use iron tool. Iron tool make ooga booga sad. Iron tool not for real man. Iron tool for weak man, sick man, woman. Real man no need use sharp rock. Only weak man need sharp rock, need tool made for he. Strong man make own tool from dull rock. Strong man like ooga booga no use iron tool. Strong man use stone handaxe. Me wake at six in morning and bang bone with rock to make hand axe. Me spend four hour make axe, then hunt deer. Me hunt deer and eat deer with tribe. Me no skin deer, real man eat skin and fur. Me no cook deer, cook meat for weak man. Man today no strong, no protect tribe from tiger. Man today make ooga booga sad.

 

Got council republic through an army vanguardist leader by 1908. I took this screenshot a year or so before I finished political agitation and started a war to retake Macao. I haven't used switch country+surrender so far, but I might since I've already gotten so far...

 

The brain is fascist and authoritarian. Stop making excuses. Stop saying it's necessary. It's literally your brain saying that. Can you trust what your brain thinks of itself?

The hands, muscles, stomach, do all the work, just for the brain to leech off all the nutrients and oxygen. Guess what came up with capitalism? The brain. Fascism? Brain. Hierarchies(very bad)? That's right, the brain. Stop making excuses. Destroy the brain.

Muscles can just, like, get into defense councils and shit. Muscle memory, right? Oh, it's also in the brain? Collective hierarchical motion is authoritarian and fascist anyways. Come to think of it, so are organs. And tissues. Fuck them all, let's just like dissolve into amoebas or something, I don't care! What are the negative consequences? I don't care about the consequences! Stop being so submissive to this authoritarianism inside of you! How can you purge authoritarianism from society if it's embedded in yourself?e fhdzdhdfdjfdjfdsjkdjnzxxz dspi dshodhn cbxh bjkcj sd 'psd bj dsbjl z hdhsd;k fdshdfsbh zdj zd d

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I literally cannot read a single thing there, earlier today I accidentally posted stuff to a completely unrelated post I thought was the megathread. Is there a solution for this?

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