coeliacmccarthy

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

brianna poo

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

ww3 was the cold war, this is ww4

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

We Can Poop It For You Wholesale

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i'll tell you what'll have limited time after this: my damn asshole

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OH I'm feeding the cows the doodoo over here

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

read The Running Man, it's incredible

stephen king was fucked up on shitty beer and coke one night in 1980 and was like hey what if reality tv and late capitalism and socioeconomic decay and social stratification and society of the spectacle and nazi youth gangs and killing off the poor via environmental collapse and return of old epidemic diseases and slow grinding deterioration of material conditions and flying commercial jets into skyscrapers

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

An American Tale

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

whatever it takes to kill me

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

he fucking died of covid in late 2021, on a ventilator, frightened and alone

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

jon canonically died of covid

 

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD

 
 

myotragus definitely sold me gooballs at a phish show in ohio in the early 2000s

 

why you gotta eat-a da dolphin

 

we're all just Neptuning each other here

 
 

joker-dancing

 

pee wee herman is in the corner jackin it

 

Earth harbors the very first technological civilization in the universe

Intelligent life on Earth is the first breath of God

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