chocobo13z

Noo! I was going to eat that mummy!

Tastier, too, IMO

Ooh, was there a game that did that?

Maybe I want to root for the unprecedentedly forward thinking companies, because it's like a glimpse of what a lot of companies probably look like in other countries, especially the Nordic countries, that haven't had a history that led to their governments being able to be used as a tool to stifle competition, unlike the US

"We're owl exterminators!"

Sounds like you may be unfamiliar with Tijuana Bibles, as they were called. You might find their history interesting.

I swear every accusation from the alt-right is a confession

I'm still disappointed about when I found out that one Soul Coughing song wasn't about con men: "You get the angles, and I'll get the rest", but the lyrics were actually "you get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists"

So, if cilantro tastes to me like the smell of Irish Spring, I have the gene? I definitely still enjoy it, though. Funny enough, I also enjoyed one brand of Sangria that tasted exactly like the smell of the floor cleaner from my last job.

Sometimes avoiding the Walmartians feels worth the markup

As someone using it as a daily driver, I wish you the best of luck. If you stick with it, I expect you'll learn a lot about what goes on behind the scenes in other distros that have a lot pre-configured, like greeters, compositors (or DEs and WMs), etc.

I can afford Bud if I want it, but you can't put a price on a lifetime ban from the ranch