charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's got a board with a nail in it!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Nice try, Javert.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are there examples of censorship or prior restraint you'd like to highlight?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website -2 points 2 months ago

Ctrl-F "plato"

Required reading

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion: Considering the fully automated luxury space communism Bashir has spent his whole life in, this is actually an incredibly tone-deaf thing for him to say. (Which is in character for early-seasons' Bashir, TBH. c.f. his introduction to Kira in the pilot.)

The writers intended a moral objection to preventable human suffering, but actually wrote the 24th century equivalent of "let them eat cake".

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

No refunds. Force majeure. Read the back of your tickets.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Weyoun right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Cardassia with all the other Cardies, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the hypospray?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Force feedback codpieces.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a movie where the president (actually a decoy) fakes a stroke during a speech to Congress.

https://youtu.be/pOgf3IaWlgU?t=172

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