charonn0
joined 2 years ago
Pirate King: HE DID?!? ... oh... oh, yes so he did... I was there.
Now wait a second. I don't think Quark ever sold shoddy merchandise. Overpriced? Sure! Stolen? Probably! Contraband? Absolutely! But low quality merchandise doesn't breed customer loyalty. It doesn't generate repeat business.
Remember the 57th rule of acquisition: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
Who grades the test? Who judges the competition?
The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.
There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.
Replacement panel 4: "Surely, you can't be serious?"
New panel 5: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
Gotta be Phantom of the Paradise. It's a rock opera and spiritual successor to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The story is a mix of Faust, the Picture of Dorian Grey, and Phantom of the Opera, set at a nightclub called the Paradise.
chef's kiss