certified_expert

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[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm dead! It has a song!

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I just don't tip. Period. Zero. Nada. Unless I have the initiative of doing it because I feel that the person did an excellent job.

Zero shame on not tipping.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

You realize nobody thinks, that you are the only real human, and all of this is a simulation where you are alone in a virtual reality test room.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Comically large ball, and chain.

the ball is comical, the chain is normal

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

11:03 "sadly a lot of NJ-ians live in NJ" lol

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Too sloppy. Many important details missed to be even considered a homage.

Quico is kinda ok, though.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

TIL!

Are there other animals in that category?

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Can you hair may mayour Tom?

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Excuse me, good sir/madam. What?

Desktop: never. Laptop: always. Suspend: Will my laptop wake up? Who knows!

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this about crappy suspension support?

This is a reminder that rich people can be as dumb as anybody else.

(not that we are short of examples, these days)

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