cdf12345

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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

What a piece of shit.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

This is one of those puzzles where the whole struggle is getting to the floor where you can access the staircase

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

This explains why I get 6-10 emails with “your single use code” every day

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

They filmed this at the town square set?

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

What time is your meeting with the Bobs?

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

JP Morgan Chase disclosed more information about Jamie Dimon’s new plan to sell one million shares.

The bank said in a regulatory filing late Fridaythat Dimon, its chairman and CEO, adopted on Nov. 7 a so-called Rule 10b5-1 plan to sell one million JPMorgan shares from that date through Aug. 1 this year. The transactions will be made by trusts and an investment vehicle Dimon controls

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

“It woz The Reg wot won it.”

Did I have a stroke?

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Trump dickriderz

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

That fucking guy from MTV’s road rules?

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Counterpoint: Steam

I’m thinking it’s more that public companies have a legal obligation to provide increasing value to their shareholders, so stay private, don’t be a dick. Grow at a reasonable pace. Avoid enshitification.

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