cassandrafatigue

joined 3 weeks ago

At least be grateful the terrain empire eventually falls.

No, the tourist streets are really long and everyone forgets about the oil.

Better to play cruelty squad on acid.¹

¹don't actually do this. It ruins the whole surreal fucked up vibe.

Just means they hadn't ruined the world enough. They'll try again.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

The great thing now is that we are currently ending the world, so there won't be anywhere for that civilization to be.

Dont say space.²

If you want a future, kill your masters.

If you want to kill yourself and everyone else, get yourself some weed and eggs Benedict, and just keep doing what you're doing¹.

¹assuming you're not spectacularly cool. If you're spectacularly cool a change in behavior may be required.

²Nobody who says that has ever allowed a serious expert into the same room as them. It may not be theoretically possible, we certainly aren't within a century of unsupported space settlement. We haven't even sent a person out of orbit yet.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Man, I feel exactly the same about loving wrap dresses. Bitch who popularized them was nearly as bad as Rowling.

hesitantly

'Swiss army man' is absolutely real art. It's just weird and hard to watch and includes dirty jokes. Don't be a dick. Haven't seen the other.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i voted trump to own the libs

You did this libs. Be less rabidly shit and this won't happen.¹

¹also, dont help trump in the 2016 primary so youll 'have an easy win' treat the entire election like you're fucking entitled and then end democracy because you were too busy having brunch then blame everyone you should have spent your time pandering to but didnt because 'the other guy is worse'.

¹not building all the institutions of oppression suppressing the left and letting the wealthy funders of fascism run wild would also have been helpful. Please never do that again. I mean, I'm going to die in the camps³, so it won't be my problem for long, but fuck you. You did this. This is all your fault.

³maybe one of the ones built under biden or Obama, maybe one of the ones built during trump1 and not dismantled under biden, but who knows? Maybe I'll get one of the shiny new ones!

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