carlitoscohones

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[–] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 11 points 2 years ago

Indeed, super casual. Disturbingly so.

"2 of the triplets can't read at grade level; the plus 5 IQ option didn't deliver enough utils in my Monte Carlo simulation."

I have to admit, for a brief moment i thought he was correctly expressing displeasure at twitter.

Same here. I think that it also works as a defense of Twitter - reframing the trauma that you experienced by reading Nazi tweets as "learning the wrong thing" from them.

[–] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I see "pica" I think of a typeface, but from context, the author is using a different definition. Do men who want to fight find themselves craving the taste of dirt?

You cannot understand much of modern culture until you've recognized that the state's blunt suppression of the male instinct for glory has caused widespread symptoms of pica that dominate our politics, media, and online interactions.

*pica (usually uncountable, plural picas) (pathology) A disorder characterized by appetite and craving for non-edible substances, such as chalk, clay, dirt, ice, or sand. *

So very many words.

[–] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This makes total sense to me. The program lines are the really important stuff, and baseball stats and vestigial organs are like REM in BASIC.

10 Don't forget to breathe

20 My name is Pico Paco, e/Lambda

30 Never more than 2 martinis unless I'm at home

REM What my appendix does is ...

40 Heartbeat = ml/beat x VO2 exerted or whatever

REM Rod Carew batted .388 in 1977

50 Use right hand first if possible

Reading this reminded me of a certain OG wager -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon–Ehrlich_wager

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