capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Before their first exclusive season even finishes...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They just struck a worldwide streaming deal with Netflix. So my money's on them.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"Well if the whales don't like that the water's killing them and their food supply, maybe they shouldn't have devolved their legs!"

...That's probably assuming way too much about the average climate denier's scientific knowledge or just overall general intelligence, isn't it?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Thank God, the old one broke any time I switched to full screen and stuttered like I'm dialup.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Jesus, you know that became a thing because one stubborn guy was like, "The cheese went bad??? Fuck it, I'm not losing my money! Get your fly cheese here!"

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How many starlings do I need to store and play Doom?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Don't forget Slick Willy! That guy's always up to no good!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to mention putting the r before the e.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're not wrong, but I wonder how many people are stopping to actually take a pic and notify the police so they can enforce the law. I've never seen it done in my area. I'm sure it happens, but any time I see a cyclist pull into traffic from a bike lane because some idiot's parked illegally, they just go around and ride on. That's part of the problem of enforcement too...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

"If a 4,000-pound SUV runs a red light, they get a ticket and you pay it online. You're done with it in a matter of minutes. But if a 60-pound bicycle runs a red light, then they can get a criminal summons..." A 60lb bicycle with a 120-190lb adult meat crayon riding it. That's 250lbs of meat and metal getting slammed by a 4000lb SUV that had the green.

"You stop and double park while you're doing DoorDash or Uber, and you get a ticket for double parking, and there is no consideration for a working man who's trying to do his living,"

Peak NYC... "Yeah, uh, I broke a well known and established law, but I'm working here! Gimme a break!"

"It's because the design and the infrastructure is not there to protect the people who are the most vulnerable..."

Pedestrian and traffic laws exist as a deterrent to keep people from doing stupid and dangerous things. Bike lanes and greenways exist. That's the infrastructure! You're a pedestrian breaking a law that's been implemented because it makes something unsafe for everyone. Maybe don't do the thing that makes things unsafe!?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Not a doubt in my mind...

If nobody has, read it now, before they pull it from the house website...

"I was Donald Trump's closest friend."

In 2002, Trump told New York Magazine of Epstein, “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

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Trump 2028 yall! (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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