caboose2006

joined 2 years ago
[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Only straight people that have never had the "omg al I gay?" Moment and REALLY thought about it.

Like you're playing spin the bottle in hs with 5 girls and 1 other guy and you're like "if you land on a girl you gotta kiss the girl" and the girls are like "fine, but if it lands on a guy you gotta kiss the guy" and you're like the odds are ever in my favour "okay" you and your friend agree. Then you're the first to spin the bottle and of course it lands on your friend but you ain't no bitch so you man up and kiss your best guy friend right on the mouth to keep the game going so you can kiss some hot ladies. Kissing your friend seems a purely mechanical experience.

But you just kissed a guy. "Omg. Am I gay?" You think. So you go through it in your head.

After the party you give your friend a ride home, only to make out in your car. That seems meh but you continue the thought experiment.

Then you picture his parents aren't home, he invites you in. You go in and go to pound town on each other. Again, it's not great, but hey, you got off, that ain't bad.

But then, in your mind, comes the afterglow.

You picture laying in bed, holding eachother. Telling secrets, caressing, laughing.

Fucking bleh.

You continue the game. You kiss some girls. You enjoy the fuck out of it.

And that my friends is how you are straight but not insecure about it. I'm 42 now, this actually happened to me at 16. I've been secure in my sexuality ever since. I'm convinced these insecure, homophobic men, at least, have never entertained the "omg am I gay?" Moment, for fear of the answer.

Live your truth, whatever that is.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

US Train travel has actually gotten worse since 1996.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My wife got that exact printer free through work. She was very confused about my excitement

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But I thought Russia were the good guys in this fight?/s

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Solution. Have the amount of cookies made everyday set by management, then take the excess home/to the food bank.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If you've never been with a muscle mommy you are missing out.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, sounds human to me!

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably most if not all. Despite some well publisized failures these big government transit projects tend to be pretty good. It's amazing how fast you can get things done if you don't care about zoning, the environment, money, worker conditions or safety.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You forgot "woke communism"

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Conservatives posting his Ws all the time. They're his best advertisers.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I thought these were the top marginal tax rates.

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