butterslaps

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[–] butterslaps@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's pretty much my reaction too. This passenger survived against considerable odds. First of all, she basically fell off a ten storey building, and THEN there's water, sharks, the ship's engine, etc. I hope she realizes how fortunate she is.

Remember that kid a few weeks ago who fell off a very small ship, drifted out of sight of the many witnesses, and was never seen again? Haunting.

[–] butterslaps@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Absolutely. I was playing Cities: Skylines.

I would spend that year driving around in my doughnut truck, working at Dino Oil or Healthy Weeds, enjoy my weekends at the parking lot or the bouncy castle, and run to high ground during the next tsunami.

After winning the cash I'd ask to be transported to the Ark universe, and then I'd spend the rest of my life in a glass mansion, training armies of dinosaurs to do my bidding.
JK, I'd probably spend the rest of my very short life running naked from a dilophosaur while screaming. Still more fun than reality.

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