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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Who knew that an entire instance of smug dumbasses who think they’re smart because they were in their high school’s Model UN would suck

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m a greedy socialist, I just want to appropriate everyone’s grain and toothbrushes to take them for myself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn’t that the guy who invented time and space

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A shark in the Indian Ocean that’s going to have an F35 land on its head

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Ok but what about bread squares

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure if this was the absolute worst response possible, but it’s gotta be up there, right?

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ok but what if it’s a situation where the baby who’s getting their candy stolen deserves it

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Listening to Meet the Grahams was stomach churning. It legitimately felt like watching a horror movie, the stuff revealed about Drake in that song should get him thrown into a wood chipper if true. Also, I might be wrong but from what I understood the only source on the Kendrick DV allegations was one post on a random person’s blog from like 2014

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 144 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“This piece which is meant to make the listener engage with the world around them is good except for when I don’t want to engage with what’s going on in the world around me”

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Carlos Mencia touched the lathe of heaven

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

That’s because all the movie studios are stealing my ideas

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