bryndos

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[–] bryndos@fedia.io 41 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don't get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.

They'll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they'll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn't respond convincingly.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 16 hours ago

Birds are just dinosaurs after Steam blocked most of the adult content.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 3 points 16 hours ago

I assume they have MS dev accounts to help with stuff like building compatibility with microdick file formats.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bryndos@fedia.io 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] bryndos@fedia.io 13 points 17 hours ago

I think it's the fire thing that is really their killer feature. So to speak.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago

It'll be like MS windows. "Service needed " message will pop up as soon as you get in, then it'll drive straight to the nearest service centre , however many 100's of km away, and keep you hostage inside 'til you pay the bill.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 12 points 18 hours ago

I think you mean they went to Y'aIl.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 18 hours ago

you say maters I say martyrs

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'd be more emphatic if you wrote that in another language. For that type of expression the French are usually fairly adept. "Anglaise? Je deteste la pute stupide!"

Disclaimer: I don't speak French, so probably don't actually say that to a real French speaker.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Who tf pronounces skism like that?! Sch is longer and a bit softer than a sk sound. I guess we're back around to Febuary again .

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

How'd they get rid of the fucking cabbies? They were most of the car traffic round Bank from what I remember.

They used to do rolling honking protests round the whole town about every least little thing, especially anything questioning their god given rights to pump half-combusted diesel down everyone else's throats.

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