brotundspiele

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[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A fucking mistake is when you accidentally enter the wrong whole. Or a teenage pregnancy.

Destroying the country for cars was not a fucking mistake, it was malicious intent.

Are you sure it wasn't the other way round and she has bitten into a mousse?

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's normal in duch. Everything they say sounds like a drunken Brit trying to poke fun of the German language. It's just impossible not to love it.

They also love to work with sounds a lot:
Fiets=Bike Bromfiets=Motorbike
Schuim=Foam Piepschuim=Styrofoam

I'm not the most social person myself, but I can still comfortably stand 2m away from a cashier, say "Hi", "Card", "Thanks, bye". That's all the interaction that is needed, and it's still a lot more relaxed than having some poor dude ask me to unpack all my shopping to check if I accidentally forgot to scan a yoghurt. So no, thanks I'll boycott self checkout as long as possible.

Back in the good old days I used to play kmem-roulette: Write a random value into a random address of /proc/kmem until the system crashed. That was much more fun, as on the way there was also the possibility that the kernel might just start wreaking havoc in some random files. No wonder they removed the kmem file in the end.

You misspelled amphetamine.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's "indiot". "Invincible" means to not be eccentric and weird.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Capitalism works when people can participate

OK then, let's allow all people to participate by giving everyone their fair share of Amazon and other big businesses.

I'm all for communising them. I'm just not sure that capitalism is the right expression for that, but I can't come up with a better word...

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm still waiting for someone to build this into a tank. It probably wouldn't help your fighting ability, but you'd for sure be the Oest G on the battlefield.

🎶Never gonna look down 🎶 Never gonna show up 🎵 Never gonna get up and hurt you 🎶

There's only one great season. Sadly it was quite short this year, at least where I live. https://song.link/i/549480694

 
 

In einem Land, in dem eine Autobahnauffahrt zu Ehren des Grundgesetzes umbenannt wird, ist ein Klick gegen Verbrennungsmotoren natürlich ein Hassverbrechen.

Bildbeschreibung: Screenshot von tagesschau.de, ein Bild von einer Autobahnauffahrt. Darunter der Text «Die Anschlussstelle Bonn-Bad Godesberg der Autobahn 562 wurde anlässlich des Jubiläums in "Platz des Grundgesetzes" umbenannt. Besonderes Merkmal sind die 200 Fahnenmasten, die zur Zeit mit Fahnen zum Thema 75 Jahre Grundgesetz beflaggt sind.»

 

Viele Grüße aus den Niederlanden

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