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The name Arthur probably comes from that lost word

Chipotle is another one. The tl phoneme is a good clue that it's a Nahuatl word since it's uncommon in European languages. That also means the t is at the start of the third syllable rather than the end of the second, chi-po-tle

Maybe his last name is Park

I got the early medieval period but there's a distinct lack of empires in Europe at that time

I thought I ate the onion on this one

Fun fact: arse and ass, as in donkey, don't share the same origin

Kids being kids reminded me of Onfim, the boy from medieval Novgorod who drew himself slaying dragons instead of learning his letters

Richard Doggow was a sharpshooter in the Great War but he hasn't been the same since he was wounded

Oh god, I'm at the airport right now. Don't let it be me.

I just noticed that chimps have the same haircut as Bubble Boy

I was arguing with a wife I made up in my head about not wanting to go to some event and her being mad at me because I was mopey the whole time. Even though I told her I wasn't going to have a good time and she could just go without me. This happens every time and I don't know why she keeps asking.

Anyway my fantasy wife and I are getting a divorce.

I think I'm hyperphantasic because I can play fruit ninja in my head and smell the juice as it lands on me.

It's less fun when remembering an injury or every time one of my jokes hasn't landed.