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Einfach in die Cloud hauen...

Just rewrite it with 80% functionality and force migrations on the users. Once the remaining 20% "edge cases" that require serious effort hop to the next job - where you where hired to "maintain" such a system and "just add a small feature here and there". Ooops.

all other employers demand modern technologies

There are a lot of employers that'll throw good money at you for maintaining and extending their outdated crap. Have you ever considered learning COBOL?

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Yeah, there is a wide spread in distribution. Some blood cells, skin epithelium and some gastric cells only live for a few days.

As most of the human cells die and get replaced within a few years, humans are already beings of Theseus.

You deliberately left out the third panel. Thank you for that.

Nah, Tucker worked on the Moonlander Project (which got the Starfleet recruitment officer to believe that he has actual experience in aerospace engineering and landed him his current job).

Hu is the new leader of China!

klingt ein wenig wie "bis zum bitteren Endsieg"

Sagt viel über die Nachwuchsförderung bei den anderen Sendern aus. Aber hey, letztes Wochenende lief Wetten dass mit Thomas Gottschalk - was zur Hölle hatte ich erwartet?!

Cardassian justice system - you can take only two.