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[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I cut my hair in preparation for what is to come.

I haven't cut my hair in at least 15 years, and never before in preparation for anything.

We're all pretty much just waiting for them to kidnap the wrong (or, sadly right) person.. and then a charismatic and unpolitically aligned person to step up and lead the rest of us forward against this nonsense.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I could go on about olives for days.

Brown, green, black. Yum.

I especially love the green pimento stuffed ones. I'm a maniac. Did you know that pimento is a type of pepper??

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah I'd care to share!

Which expedition?

Those 3 expeditions to the artic are some of the most hardcore expeditions of recorded history. Waaay less safety than our fuckabouts with Earth's moon. Less distance, sure. But the support team traveled along with Shackleton. With the lunar expeditions, the support team was comfey and in almost complete control. Very little physical energy was used on any party involved. It definitely mentally tasking in both circumstances.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How many Snow Troopers? Know anything about the Shackleton expedition?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Thugs" isn't the right word.

Terrorists. Fascistic Lackeys. Brutalizers.

I have plenty of synonymous for these faceless fuckfaced assholes.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Exactly. My friend brought it over for me to put together (not an excuse).

Next time I will yell at him about buying wasteful products. A conclusion I came to on my own and goes over well when lectured to friends bearing gifts.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"According to officials; the residence was completely drenched in ooey-gooey sticky-blood-bits due to the homeowner's recent satanic blood orgy. No further investigation will be conducted, as police chief "Brad The Impaler" has concluded that none is required."

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oi, I'm but a simple socialist who once lived in a commune, residing in the world's newest fascistic regime! A few of us Yankees still read. I personally prefer to watch the beebs so I can keep up with current trends such as Cockney rhyming slang.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm sure they both own plenty of baby oil. Too bad we are the ones getting dry-fucked.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If Star Wars was half as developed as Trek, we'd definitely have a scene with a Snow Trooper ice-fishing.

This is great, thank you.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mayonnaise, probably.. would work for most Europeans.

For the Western hemisphere, hollandaise or Thousand Island. (Keep in mind, ketchup won't work well with the olives.)

Asia, you're gonna want a few extra things to build it up. Japan got it right with Umami, baby.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Tribbles and barn, say ye?

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Time to get a chuckle in, warriors.

 

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