boxcar

joined 2 years ago
[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 1 points 2 years ago

that hair has to smell like a grease pit

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 5 points 2 years ago

bastard stole my kitchen towel. must be hiding from someone.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i have bad allergic reactions to ostrich eggs and breast milk.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 4 points 2 years ago

have you seen what those surgeons (butchers) do when they perform an addadicktome on a woman? no wonder they hang themselves or drink paint thinner

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 1 points 2 years ago

canada. i can tell by the carpet. it doesn't match the drapes.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is it the pudding pop or something else?

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 1 points 2 years ago

ironically i call him boner. hes always got a red rocket betwixt his hind legs when he sees a long distance cycling person. i showed him footage from the recent tour de france, dog humped my leg for two days and ruined by left boot.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

im excited, it appears they have become a fart collective. sounds interesting.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 5 points 2 years ago

im in that situation but in my 60s. merchant marine on the seas of the world most of my life. i spend most of my time with my dog and finding how to survive on the road. health is very poor and i wont live another few years, so it gets lonely having no family. most are dead.

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago

bath tub farts

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago

i asked chatgpt to translate and it crashed. either that or the closed starbucks wifi im using is having issues

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