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Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.

Moving our family out of that fetid rectum of a state was the best decision we ever made.

No guarantees. I know what I'm working with here, babe.

Conservatives truly are the most bitch-made motherfuckers in existence.

Rot slowly.

That farm could almost make 1 sandwich.

Conservative culture in general is beneath contempt.

I don't want billionaire poisoning in my lead.

Feel free to pitch the idea to congress. It will cost somewhere in the realm of trillions of dollars to invade, occupy, and rebuild North Korea. We're talking an occupation lasting decades. A full time military presence for the foreseeable future as North Korea rebuilds something resembling a functional democratic society.

Don't get me wrong, their military would get absolutely bodied in a full on shooting war with any sort of NATO-esque military coalition. But they have a sizable entrenched force with more than a few functional nuclear weapons. It would cost A LOT of lives.

So, that's the bill. If you think you can convince congress to go for it, go nuts.

Please don't.

Conservatives hate anything that reminds them to be better humans, because they aren't.