Mate, that's a truly insane solution that I don't think I can muster. But thank you for the advice.
boogetyboo
No accessible screws in our light switches
They're covered by plastic as standard here
UGGs are the key to survival in a Canberra winter climate I'm afraid.
Microfibre blanket. I'm literally just lying on the couch then I get up to pat him on the way for another beer, and I'm suddenly Thor.
I just tried and felt no shock... Would I feel it if it worked? I'm willing to feel the pain myself.
Haha I admit to using a ragebait headline for attention
Hmm all cheap lamps in this basic bitch's house
Like my kitchen tap? I think it's coated metal rather than, I dunno, an outdoor tap.. Would that still work?
None in the house :(
This is spectacular.
But also, I read lesage as lasagne and was expecting a food picture. I was quite confused. I need to sleep more.
I own the place but honestly, we've got "feature weeds" in our back yard so insulation is just another thing on the list