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I think this is my favourite suggestion

So this is something I wasn't aware of. I assumed it was scripted and choreographed end to end. Very interesting thanks!

Oh I can certainly appreciate that much. It's impressive athleticism and I guess I can equate the 'violence' to pantomime. It's just the look on some of the audience's faces that haunts me...

It's kinda more fun to say it that way with a bogan accent too (that's like redneck or chav depending on where you're from) ,

'oi daz? Youse know where me accadacca tape is? I'm farkin frothin for some back in black. Also, give us a dart'

^not how we talk, just a fun exaggeration.

When he logs out the NPCs around him only then realise they might be NPCs and start freaking out, hoping that they too can log out. Because if they can't then they're not real...

I've wondered about the audiences at the actual event. I was watching some on TV and there seemed to be people in the audience genuinely and earnestly cheering on fighters, or getting riled up if their favourite was getting beat up.

But the fighting is so obviously fake, as are the personas and the rivalries/grudges. I can understand watching it as a fun spectacle, I guess like monster trucks might be fun? But can you tell me if people actually believe it's real?

Does mumbling 'the ace of spades' to myself over and over work? Because I was already doing that due to playing cards earlier

Haha I can't pull my microwave out of its home(?) As a regular thing

I do have a little table which I think has metal legs. Forgot it was there to be fair.. Worth a try!

Invented by Surfers I believe. An interesting history with many fights over the IP

There's these little white plastic plugs over screws, or an entire plastic panel over the top

Covered in plastic