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I reckon the censored version is funnier. His expression with the pie is perfect

There's some recruitment company advertising jobs on LinkedIn. All the pictures are clearly AI generated and they're terrifying. Uncanny Valley freaks grinning at you from your screen.

To you. Not everything is for the male gaze. I wouldn't do it myself, and I don't think it's attractive on most women. But people aren't walking around trying to please me. Or you.

Chris Elliot plays the hand in mash Potato referenced in the image

Cool etymology explanation. It's a pretty well known one, but extra points for being deliberately obtuse.

It's a sad incel insult because they equate a man's worth to the ownership of a woman for the purpose of sex, and the loss of it to another man as a loss of their 'manhood'.

The moment you call someone a cuck or cuckhold, you're telling the world exactly how reductive and sad your view of the world and the people in it is.

He's a genuine piece of shit.

But using cuckold as an insult is really sad.

Same actor referenced

No one's ever driven into the back of me during a zoom call. Driving is the most dangerous thing the average person does. Doing less of it reduces that risk. I was often fatigued behind the wheel, as I imagine everyone else on the road at that hour was. Danger reduced is a big win.

I just had a headstart on all this, that's all! You're lucky in that you live in the age of YouTube tutorials...when I was coming up I just copied the magazines and my mum. To very questionable outcomes!

Don't feel like you need to spend a lot of money while you're experimenting either - drug store/supermarket brands are perfectly fine:)

Cisgender woman here, so my advice is only in relation to makeup. Lipstick is like the icing on a fancy cake. Some days or events you just want to be a cute cupcake rather than a 3-tier fondant covered cake.

If I don't fully make up my face but then add lipstick, it looks quite harsh and unflattering. Similarly if I made up my whole face but didn't use lipstick or mascara - it would look odd. This may be what you saw in the mirror that day. So please don't be disheartened.

Start with light, day makeup. Little bit of mascara, a hint of blush and some tinted lip gloss. That's one cute cupcake. Work your way up to that fancy cake!

Still in bed drinking coffee. Need to go reschedule a meeting. But the idea of opening my laptop and logging into slack just sounds hard. Gimme another 10...